Monday, 6 July 2009

Random Things About Me

1) I imagine that inanimate objects have feelings and i try to be kind to my clothes, car, books, photo albums... anything at all.
2) I am not scared to die now, but i fear that as soon as i find something to live for, it'll happen
3) I love my brother more than my parents or sisters
4) I dont like people around me to be on a diet; so i always try to sabotage their efforts
5) I am mostly melancholy, partially phlegmatic and slightly sanguine
6) I am totally unambitious
7) I think i lost my virginity at age 6 from falling off a table
8) I am attracted to sexually adventurous friends
9) I have a great big crush on Banky W and often fantasize about being his kele. (hook us up somebody!)
10) I was a late bloomer, i started menstruating at 18 and grew breasts at 19 but my body has more than compensated for the delay- i wear a double D cup now
11) I like to play with sand and I eat it even, it tastes really nice. I thought I had outgrown it but i just ate a scoop of fine, golden sand and does it taste good! I know I ought to lose my appetite for it though, because at my age it's beginning to seem rather retarded
12) I have a fetish for pens and shoes
13) I'm a quitter who knows she needs to persist
14) There are some things i'd rather steal than buy with my money eg cups, trays, q-tips, facial wipes
15) I injured my tongue badly as a child, and can only be grateful that i can still taste
16) I'd be taller but for my slightly bow-legs. I'm 5'7" now
17) I give a long rope, i have a temper and i find it very easy to apologise (contradictory???)
18) I remember many things others cant (maybe cos i eat a lot of eggs) and i often have to remind my siblings of things that happened to them or friends they had before.
19) I thought babies were born through the clitoris (where you pee from) till i was 19... guess i never fully grasped the reproductive system in biology
20) I am at a stage in life where i've grown weary of praying... i dont seem to have had many of my prayers answered in recent years (forgive me if i'm wrong, Lord), so i do not bother to speak with the Man above so much anymore.

2 comments:

  1. Hahahaaaa!!! Oh my God. it's like reading my own profile!!!!! hahaa!!!! Woman you is crazy!!!!!!

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  2. really? that'd be great, to know i'm not alone in my strangeness... gotta admit some of this stuff is downright strange- eating sand, how utterly weird.

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